It's huge! It's fluorescent green! It makes a humongous mongo sound! What could it possibly be? It's the Mongo Bat of course!

Want to buy your own? It's easy and fun! Just go into your nearest toy selling place and pick one up. What are you waiting for?

(coupon courtesy Toys 'R Us, recolored by me)

Pricing of Mongo Bats: You might be able to find one at Kay-Bee Toys for as low as $2 (on clearance), but most of them seem to be out. Toys 'R Us reduced their price to around $7 a while back, which is still good. Shop today!

Another satisfied (albeit insane) customer!